jp pauses as he forgets his lines in the oscar winning 'popeback mountain'

Pope saville the 3rd tucks into one of Gladys troubadour cannabis laced ice cream sundae's what a slut she's trying to get in his pants and cadge a lift in his paisley painted mini mitre

talentless shite

shame only one died
the del man back once again 'the renagade blogger'

shit actor and a woolie woofta

Shughie McFee

If this one had been drowned it may have ruined 'the look' for 1000's of parks department staff

have a tsunami story line and wipe the lot of em off the face of the earth 'it's shit!'
northern trash!

Mr Blane
woulda been quicker and cheaper than the daft stunt hes doin right now

THE FOLLOWING POSTS REFLECT ON THE STATEMENT

'SHOULDA BEEN DROWNED AT BIRTH'

too too arives in his ford 'anglican'

'come this way sir'

muvver prays for it to start


the muvver was seen today praying for jp's mitre to start as Desmond too too from the channel 4 sitcom about a hairdressers seemed interested in a part exchange for his 'ford Anglican'. Runsey was said to be fuming (like the mitre ha ha he he )
as he wanted to part ex his ford 'cassock'

after scrapping the mitre JP trys a modern approach to motoring he said'i fucked that heap of shite right off, british leyland cars have always been wankers' ( i sure he shouldnt have said wankers but he did)

hitler has been found!!
a man claiming to be the nazi leader was yesterday found in a park in dagenham
he had tried to disguise himself by growing moustaches on his eyes but there was no mistaking the 'fewrrer '

And he's back too starring in the forthcoming film 'destroy all muvvers' its mecha-longford 'duh duh dahhhhh!!'

she's back and better than before 'MECH-MUVVER' 'DUH DUH DUHHHHHH'

real queenie muvver 'inna afro stylee and ting'

the real queen muvver and mecha-muvver square up up for a 'scrap innit' at the 'aint half hot mum ' exhibition

mahatmacoat checks the lottery with his young chicken

People say these 2 are due a come back . Well they cant they are both dead and Nicholas parsons and Kevin keegan were never that popular and C3PO in the middle is not real he is just a model the real one lives in space so there!

jp being searched by a surly doorman entering the now closed hollywoods in romfud.

jp left saying the hymns were too loud (daft git)

jp's screen test (to Catholics delight) for the 70's film the exocet unfortunately his papal hat wouldn't fit under the door and the part was given to Raymond burr from the first D.D.A. detective series 'backside'

my arse springs to mind this is probably the worst haircut in the world owned by the worst comedian 'von 'von' (cunt)