dereks-easily-confused-items

2006-06-27T10:53:00.000-07:00

jp pauses as he forgets his lines in the oscar winning 'popeback mountain'

2006-06-27T10:28:00.000-07:00

Pope saville the 3rd tucks into one of Gladys troubadour cannabis laced ice cream sundae's what a slut she's trying to get in his pants and cadge a lift in his paisley painted mini mitre

2006-06-11T08:51:00.000-07:00

talentless shite

shame only one died
the del man back once again 'the renagade blogger'

2006-05-07T01:18:00.000-07:00

shit actor and a woolie woofta

Shughie McFee

2006-05-07T01:08:00.000-07:00

If this one had been drowned it may have ruined 'the look' for 1000's of parks department staff

2006-05-07T01:04:00.000-07:00

have a tsunami story line and wipe the lot of em off the face of the earth 'it's shit!'
northern trash!

2006-05-07T00:56:00.000-07:00

Mr Blane
woulda been quicker and cheaper than the daft stunt hes doin right now

2006-05-07T00:53:00.000-07:00

THE FOLLOWING POSTS REFLECT ON THE STATEMENT

'SHOULDA BEEN DROWNED AT BIRTH'

2006-04-24T12:43:00.000-07:00

too too arives in his ford 'anglican'

'come this way sir'

2006-04-24T12:09:00.000-07:00

muvver prays for it to start

the muvver was seen today praying for jp's mitre to start as Desmond too too from the channel 4 sitcom about a hairdressers seemed interested in a part exchange for his 'ford Anglican'. Runsey was said to be fuming (like the mitre ha ha he he )
as he wanted to part ex his ford 'cassock'

2006-04-24T10:58:00.000-07:00

after scrapping the mitre JP trys a modern approach to motoring he said'i fucked that heap of shite right off, british leyland cars have always been wankers' ( i sure he shouldnt have said wankers but he did)

2006-04-15T01:04:00.000-07:00

hitler has been found!!
a man claiming to be the nazi leader was yesterday found in a park in dagenham
he had tried to disguise himself by growing moustaches on his eyes but there was no mistaking the 'fewrrer '

2006-04-15T01:01:00.000-07:00

And he's back too starring in the forthcoming film 'destroy all muvvers' its mecha-longford 'duh duh dahhhhh!!'

2006-04-15T00:51:00.000-07:00

she's back and better than before 'MECH-MUVVER' 'DUH DUH DUHHHHHH'

2006-04-15T00:50:00.000-07:00

real queenie muvver 'inna afro stylee and ting'

2006-04-15T00:45:00.000-07:00

the real queen muvver and mecha-muvver square up up for a 'scrap innit' at the 'aint half hot mum ' exhibition

2006-03-12T11:42:00.000-08:00

mahatmacoat checks the lottery with his young chicken

2006-02-28T12:51:00.000-08:00

People say these 2 are due a come back . Well they cant they are both dead and Nicholas parsons and Kevin keegan were never that popular and C3PO in the middle is not real he is just a model the real one lives in space so there!

2006-02-28T12:45:00.000-08:00

jp being searched by a surly doorman entering the now closed hollywoods in romfud.

jp left saying the hymns were too loud (daft git)

2006-02-28T12:40:00.000-08:00

jp's screen test (to Catholics delight) for the 70's film the exocet unfortunately his papal hat wouldn't fit under the door and the part was given to Raymond burr from the first D.D.A. detective series 'backside'

2006-02-28T12:22:00.000-08:00

my arse springs to mind this is probably the worst haircut in the world owned by the worst comedian 'von 'von' (cunt)

2006-02-22T09:58:00.000-08:00

i tell you that jp2 he was bigger than this and old runcie babes put together.its the truth man!!

2006-02-22T09:55:00.000-08:00

soul bruver no1 with asshole bruver no2 gettin ready for the git down

2006-02-13T14:17:00.000-08:00

president bush contemplating the press release of the photo taken of him at london fashion week.
he was qoted as saying 'honky tonks' several times

2006-02-13T14:09:00.000-08:00

franky boff cocaine snorting knob out c**t

2006-02-13T14:06:00.000-08:00

the muvver on set with her favorite program. the cast of the TV hit 'eastenders' (well I think that's east ham high street)

2006-02-13T14:01:00.000-08:00

i'll tell you what i want what i really really want
for 'nonce spice' to fuck off and die

2006-02-05T11:51:00.000-08:00

dogging deelan didn't know what to do with his wood he also realised that nude bowling was not the most popular sport

2006-01-31T12:49:00.000-08:00

re-united

2006-01-31T12:37:00.000-08:00

mahatma Gandhi with adoring fans after the sordid affair with JP and the Muvver.
the picture was taken at the film premiere of 'it aint half hot mum' the movie

2006-01-31T12:33:00.000-08:00

says it all really

2006-01-31T12:28:00.000-08:00

Ted Rodgers guilty of being a cunt. It should have been '321 fire' a lot more satisfying and would never gone further than a pilot series

2006-01-25T11:51:00.000-08:00

once a fan always a fan

2006-01-25T11:29:00.000-08:00

old bertie was often seen sucking on a pipe 'get out the cab get out the fucking cab'

2006-01-25T11:24:00.000-08:00

bertrand russell and albert riddle from 70's sitcom robins nest
never seen in the same room and always covered in spunk

2006-01-25T11:13:00.000-08:00

another hugely entertaining 70/80's performer but to be quite honest the words 'stupid cunt' always came into my head

2006-01-25T10:51:00.000-08:00

the muvver and bernard coleslaw in carry on camping
this was also the entry film for a young Ken Fondle
what a fuckin poof!!

2006-01-25T10:42:00.000-08:00

the muvver was a big fan of the rollers
support act for the vats

2006-01-25T10:33:00.000-08:00

come on they were just not funny and you had to be a nonce to fancy that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

2006-01-25T10:30:00.000-08:00

that was rich comming from reg!!!!

2006-01-25T10:28:00.000-08:00

a young phil masters before he was really ugly

2006-01-25T10:20:00.000-08:00

'arhh jim lad' said the pontiff pirate
'shut the fuck up' said the muvver

2006-01-25T10:19:00.000-08:00

i said muvver
i said muvver
i said its your round

2006-01-25T10:06:00.000-08:00

for fucks sake if it aint JP its Runcie keep texting me

2006-01-17T13:01:00.000-08:00

Be honest apart from the muvver who actually liked the krankies? I didn't they were a pair of cunts promoting pedophilia

2006-01-17T12:53:00.000-08:00

the pontiff and the muvver straight after a burger and chips
at the calcutta 'maccy d's'

2006-01-17T12:32:00.000-08:00

lady di ,the nonce krankie and the muvver on the way to get a choc ice during a break of the afternoon matinee summer special on calcutta pier

2006-01-17T12:29:00.000-08:00

the muvver after her split with the vats joined the krankie for a series of summer specials 'fan daby dozy!!!!'

2006-01-17T11:50:00.000-08:00

the muvver was (before her fame ) a minor actor in the 'carry on' film series but she was shit

2006-01-14T05:01:00.000-08:00

the muvver at an early vats concert signs autographs for the fans

2006-01-14T04:59:00.000-08:00

the muvvers love child to jp discovered recently in the auto biography 'calcutta nights'

2006-01-13T14:44:00.000-08:00

the muvver 8 weeks before her death on the bbc2 hit the kumars

2006-01-13T13:25:00.000-08:00

http://popesmokes.blogspot.com/

2006-01-13T13:17:00.000-08:00

jp during a fag break in 'celebrity wrestling' circa 1981 2 weeks before the muvver and jp 'won stars in your eyes' xmas special as Sonny and Cher.1 month before the inevitable break up of their affair leading to the greaest feud in papal history (the bitch!!)

2006-01-13T12:51:00.000-08:00

choochy face !!!!!

2006-01-13T11:49:00.000-08:00

the muvver lights the olympic rings with fellow celebrity erol brown from 70's super group 'hot chocolate' and the backing group 'nasty habits'

2006-01-13T11:43:00.000-08:00

what u fucking dossing at eh?

2006-01-13T11:05:00.000-08:00

the muver leads the papal leader to the awaiting police after he nicked one of her fags circa 1975 the time of the rothmans strike

2006-01-13T11:00:00.000-08:00

the vats arch enemy
mother theresa caught just before eating a baby. she was quoted as saying 'they are cheaper than apples and you dont have to wait until they are ripe'

2006-01-13T10:50:00.000-08:00

mikey contemplated self strangulation to no avail we say 'drown the poofy cunt!!'

2005-12-15T15:49:00.000-08:00

Gary circa 1967

before becoming one with Allah and creating one of the most feared and revered suicide flautist's,
after his brush with the Muslim faith he renamed himself Omdado Arabic for the "frosty one"

2005-12-15T15:36:00.000-08:00

omdado momhameadybum
resorted to the more peaceful pastime of suicide fluting much to the relief of the women's guild

2005-12-12T09:55:00.000-08:00

dave.cosgrove inventor of the first organic dildo has every reason to smile he's still got one stuck up his arse from an earlier encounter

2005-12-11T11:17:00.000-08:00

the devil gazed on "i should have never lit up that joint"

2005-12-11T11:06:00.000-08:00

was this the love child of the legendary old dagenham park gardener?
"i think i'll book a half"

2005-12-08T12:17:00.000-08:00

scientists have highlighted the social issues resulting from smoking
intelligent fag packets are making a mockery of government health warnings
only last week two packets were arrested for sexually assaulting a shop keeper in chiswick
one witness said "there was filters and bacca every where I didn't know where to look"

2005-12-08T12:07:00.000-08:00

as the world smoking competition drew to a close the fans were wondering if they would be able to see the new crowned fag champ or would they have to make do with the old nonce on their table.

2005-12-04T13:52:00.000-08:00

Derek was also a renowned ventriloquist as this picture shows during a guest spot in celebrity snap

2005-12-04T11:41:00.000-08:00

FACT : derek batey was once confused with a popular seventies amplifier

An eagle just leavin

2005-12-04T11:34:00.000-08:00

An eagle just leaving broadmoor prison after visiting a con.
Cyril Askew ‘lifer’ said “what a hunk it’s the way he does his hair he gives me the horn.”

Eagle chicks were of

2005-12-04T03:02:00.001-08:00

Eagle chicks were often mistaken for baby lord Longfords

Here are two waiting for some Myra hindley worms